I ate a car...

[MrSag]

After I recovered from yesterday's tragic kill story, I decided that I should never ever drive again, and to make sure I don't break my promise I ate my car. Well, kids, there's another lesson to be learned. Never eat anything you're not sure you can digest. I am constipated up to this day, and when I habitually remote-start my car, the churning in my stomach is simply unbearable.

[EliGC]

This is your second Off Topic post in this forum.:confused: Why not post it in Off Topic to begin with?

[MrSag]

Quoting the description of this section:

Racing and Kill Stories
Rant about your racing adventures here. Post your 1/4 mile times, highest speeds, and cars that you ate.

[SSgirlSS]

this is funny dude. When I had my Cougar, who was eunning like on 3 cilinders at that time ( he had some big problems) we ate an altima or some peep- skweek with 4 cilinders on belt parkway, that guy was really trying. hehe
Our caprice eats eveyone. He's a hungry boy :D

[DR2000]

I was reading this old thread, and suddenly it becase very clear to me why Saggy is often experiencing what we became to know as "Shagitus Sindromus" :).

Get it? :D

[MrSag]

yes.. all that gasoline caused hyperegestion...

[LM13]

all that gasoline caused hyperegestion...
for that long?!@!!
what did you do put diesel in there?
:D