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capriceman
01-01-03, 15:16
I was just cruising along the crosstown,Thats a 4 lane that goes through the city, Finishing up an errend I was doing for work. At a stop lite a black Honda accord pulls up.
Now this is one of those things with tinted windows, cheese yellow door handles and wiper arms.(supossed to be gold I think),and it had those little fat wheels on it. You know the ones that are about 6" tall and 3 FEET wide? He also had one of those chrome 55 gallon drum looking things sticking out of the back.
I actually laugh when I see those things.
Mr. Riceboy decides to go for it. The lite changes, He floored it, I guess.
I didn't even bother. It would be like punching out a dwarf. It's a win, but not cool.
He did take off fairly good for those tiny little wheels. I got to the next lite,and the mother f***er starts godding me.
"Are you afraid?.....Can't you Drive?" at this I just smile and think :Whatever A**hole.."
Then Riceboy says, "You know I'll Wipe the street with You and that piece of sh*t"
Oh HELLLL NO. It's on.
I pulled it down into drive, left foot on the brake right on the gas.
The lite changed, and to be fair, I gave him about two seconds. He got his rear bumper about to my hood. Then I just punched it. Completly With NO MERCEY. Everything that Engine had cranked through the tranny to the street. I was so far past Him at the shift to second gear it wasn't even funny. I Had to stand on the brakes for the next lite.
He comes up along side, "No fair, I missed a shift". He had an automatic. I said Ok, if Riceboy wants to play some more,...
Once again, NO MERCEY!. This time it was even worse. I smoaked that little Fu**er so bad that He started to look like a fish.
That still was not enough for him. I'm at the third lite,I had to wait a half cycle for Riceboy to catch up, He stopped, I asked "Had enough?". He started revving what passed for an engine. One more time. Same story, NO MERCEY! Toatal stomp on the pedal, smaoking tire, Very high revs, the tires found something to bite, the front end rides up the supension, I get a minor case of whiplash. I made the next lite still green. I blew through and slowed for the next red. He crawled up, I mean He CRAWLED up, gave me a dirty look and turned left with His tail tucked firmly between His legs.
The funny thing is, my Blue Beast is a civy 4.3L, pretty much stock.
The moral of the story kiddies? If you drive a ghetto ricer, NEVER ,I repeat, NEVER call a U.S. made, De F'IN troit MFI V8 tire smoaking street eating rice killing machine, a piece of shit.
I know, it's not really fair, but He asked for it. R.I.P. Honda.:ghost: :cool:
GreatWhiteOn20z
01-01-03, 22:20
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECcccccccccc cceeee:)
Nice. :) It's weird, but nobody even bothers with either me, or LM13 anymore. Ocasionally people will stop and ask to see how that thing goes, but they assume that they'll loose right from the start.
Weird. I don't remember when I raced somebody last time... Oh, yeah I do. Me and LM13 race each other all the time. ;) I bet that looks cool from the onlookers point of view! :)
Anyways, good kill. :)
CrAzYVaDiM
01-02-03, 12:52
Originally posted by DR2000
Nice. :) It's weird, but nobody even bothers with either me, or LM13 anymore. Ocasionally people will stop and ask to see how that thing goes, but they assume that they'll loose right from the start.
I think its because of the racing stripes:p
DR hows LM's car doing?? good?? havent seen it in a long time,he usually drives around by the school,that car is awesome
Originally posted by Boris_PMR
DR hows LM's car doing??
It's doing very well. We took a drive down to DC this weekend on 2 cars. Let's just say that it was interesting. :) Maybe we'll post a video some day.
GreatWhiteOn20z
01-02-03, 18:56
This past 4 days I've been crusin in muh wagon. I was smokin everyone left and right with that souped up engine and my laundry in the cargo. Someone in a grand marqus, then it was mark 7, few maximas, BMW 740 with some fancy wheels, oh there was one honduh with a really loud exaust and blowoff valve, painted green/yellow combo with some bondo on the trunk lid. Man, this kid tried so hard, i mean i kept on loosing him by half blocks on OP and then waiting for him.
The only issue would be the tranny. Not that its bad, its actually pretty good, but it could be a bit better. So anyways, I ended up smoking my money outa muh wallet cuz i blew out a tank of gas in just 68 miles. So I think from now on I will just stick with 2-3 kills a day.
Peace.
Ricers seem to be able to tell when something is fast and has a driver who will throw down at a moments notice. basically ricers are pussies, I mean a 16 car is not fast or a scary ride.
Only POS that tried me was that silly Eclipse. he should have got a clue when I playing with a sport bike. BTW 1 or 2 wheels make more smoke than 4 ;) and thats where all the fun is at.
Nice kill capriceman.
CrAzYVaDiM
01-03-03, 13:10
Originally posted by GreatWhiteOn20z
This past 4 days I've been crusin in muh wagon. I was smokin everyone left and right with that souped up engine and my laundry in the cargo. Someone in a grand marqus, then it was mark 7, few maximas, BMW 740 with some fancy wheels, oh there was one honduh with a really loud exaust and blowoff valve, painted green/yellow combo with some bondo on the trunk lid. Man, this kid tried so hard, i mean i kept on loosing him by half blocks on OP and then waiting for him.
The only issue would be the tranny. Not that its bad, its actually pretty good, but it could be a bit better. So anyways, I ended up smoking my money outa muh wallet cuz i blew out a tank of gas in just 68 miles. So I think from now on I will just stick with 2-3 kills a day.
Peace.
Jesus,how fast is this wagon??
I mean seriously,wha year was the maximas and the 740??
Ur sayin that POS wagon reaches 60 within like 6.7 seconds or lower??
Originally posted by CrAzYVaDiM
Ur sayin that POS wagon reaches 60 within like 6.7 seconds or lower??
Dude, just when I'm starting to think that you might be getting mature in your posts you go ahead and call a good car POS. Any reason for that? Steeve has done some major work to that engine... and yeah, that engine is an LT1 too. So yeah, it is fast.
GreatWhiteOn20z
01-03-03, 16:01
Listen jackass, the only sack of shit here is you, cuz u dont have anything and u dont know anything. You are nuthin but a fuken hater with no knowledge and really dumb posts. I also recall tellin u to abstain from replying to my posts cuz u allways have something dumb to say. Now before u make a fool outa yrself again and really piss someone off go read a spec on a 98 or 99 740IL which came with 280 or so HP and 330 or so torque. My wagon now has more then that thanx to quite a few mods. Dickhead, for the future remember hospital billz are very expensive in the US.
Originally posted by GreatWhiteOn20z
Listen jackass, the only sack of shit here is you, cuz u dont have anything and u dont know anything. You are nuthin but a fuken hater with no knowledge and really dumb posts. I also recall tellin u to abstain from replying to my posts cuz u allways have something dumb to say. Now before u make a fool outa yrself again and really piss someone off go read a spec on a 98 or 99 740IL which came with 280 or so HP and 330 or so torque. My wagon now has more then that thanx to quite a few mods. Dickhead, for the future remember hospital billz are very expensive in the US.
Ah come on, man, relax. :) You don't want to be 'The Angry Postmaster', do you? ;)
CrAzYVaDiM
01-03-03, 19:38
Originally posted by GreatWhiteOn20z
Listen jackass, the only sack of shit here is you, cuz u dont have anything and u dont know anything. You are nuthin but a fuken hater with no knowledge and really dumb posts. I also recall tellin u to abstain from replying to my posts cuz u allways have something dumb to say. Now before u make a fool outa yrself again and really piss someone off go read a spec on a 98 or 99 740IL which came with 280 or so HP and 330 or so torque. My wagon now has more then that thanx to quite a few mods. Dickhead, for the future remember hospital billz are very expensive in the US.
"Now before u make a fool outa yrself again and really piss someone off go read a spec on a 98 or 99 740IL which came with 280 or so HP and 330 or so torque"
Yes the 740il came with 282Hp but it also reached 60 in less then 6.5 seconds if i remeber correctly.What about your answer to what year was the maxima?? i hope you dont say it was 2002 cause then im gonna think ur wagon is equipped with twin turbo.
"cuz u dont have anything and u dont know anything"
I dont have anything?? wow u must of really done alot of research on me,but as i recall u havent even met me besides i dont think u know how old i am or who i am.I dont know anything?? maybe true,but thats just your opinion.
"My wagon now has more then that thanx to quite a few mods"
You must be really proud of your wagon,so proud that you would actually drive it instead of a BMW??
"I also recall tellin u to abstain from replying to my posts cuz u allways have something dumb to say"
Hey u reply to my posts,why cant i reply to yours?? besides,its a free country.
"Dickhead, for the future remember hospital billz are very expensive in the US"
Hey homo,is that supposed to scare me?? u can PM or AIM me anytime and we can set up a meeting day and we'll c whose gonna be the one goin to the hospital,cause il bury u with ur f*cking wagon:Pissed:
Originally posted by CrAzYVaDiM
Yes the 740il came with 282Hp but it also reached 60 in less then 6.5 seconds if i remeber correctly.What about your answer to what year was the maxima?? i hope you dont say it was 2002 cause then im gonna think ur wagon is equipped with twin turbo.
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